johnentwislte asked:
my name is ray and my hair has its own life force. I am the groovylord. my art is wicked awesome so you should fear me and my sick skills. I want to hang out with ent john some time cos that would be cool. hire me

you got the hire me part right





it’s been like six years and I still don’t think i’ve seen an internet video that pays off better than this

truly the epitome of everything

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Lemme tell you NERDS about a band named Tally Hall…

Tally Hall Internet Show



when are we gonna get bones narrating space: the final frontier just imagine it

"space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. its five year mission—five years in space, god help meto explore strange new worlds—jim, i swear to heaven above, don’t you touch that—to seek out new life—like that furry pteradactyl that almost killed me two days ago, you mean? primordial mating ritual my ass—and new civilizations—just try not to get sacrificed to any deities! that wasn’t a joke; do you hear me laughing?—to boldly go where no man has gone before—and with damn good reason, i’ll tell you that. oh, right, by all means, let’s explore the eternal darkness and invent photon torpedoes, what a brilliant idea—jim, if you don’t stop touching that, by jove—”